my aunt anita has never once sent me a forwarded email that wasn't a hoax

not one time.  it's almost as though she copies and pastes them directly from snopes.com.

but she's really awesome.  i'm not complaining or anything.  i actually love having a real live aunt cliché to warn me about the new trick robbers use to gain entry to your home by placing a portable tape player near your door with a tape of a crying baby to lure you to investigate and then pounce when you open the door.